doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

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the-bagel-king:

i haven’t laughed this hard in forever

Horses are faster than men. Horses are dumber than men.

roisterous:

magic isnt that only thing that the Mills are infamous for…

Dr. Whale just left. He cleared me and the baby.

The birth of Snow and Charming’s second child.

ruby-tuesday-xo:

Time to have fun with someone who texted the wrong number.

sorry:

I just saw this text post that said *quietly opens a bag of chips at a funeral*

And I got really confused because I imagined this person opening a bag of frozen chips at a funeral and cooking them

But then I remembered

Americans…

unmarvel:

Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Dispersed [x]

unmarvel:

Natasha Romanov: Dispersed [x]

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math